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Keep Calm: Everything Dying is a Small Price to Pay When the Sex is This Good

Thu Sep 30, 19:00 - Sat Oct 2, 19:00

Adam Small Theatre Complex

ABOUT

The Greek Gods… Infamous for adultery, sex, non-gender preferences, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera… All the drama could have been avoided if only they kept “it” in their toga. Yet, amidst all these endeavors and the occasional uprising to The Black Parade by My Chemical Romance, there might still be the possibility of true love, marriage, a monogamous future. That is, if you’re not the eyeliner-wearing King of Hades and your blushing virginal bride is not a motherly influenced (i.e., forced) vegan. Although seeds and grains are good for the gut…

 

Come and enjoy an alternative speech program presented by the Stellenbosch University Drama Department. It might surprise you what Fate has in store for your entertainment.

 

 

Die Griekse Gode ... Berug vir owerspel, seks, voorkeure wat nie geslag-gerig is nie, ensovoorts, ensovoorts, ensovoorts ... Al die drama kon vermy gewees het as hulle “dit” net in hul toga’s gehou het. Te midde van al hierdie werksaamhede en die somtydse Black Parade deur My Chemical Romance, is daar egter steeds die moontlikheid van ware liefde, huwelik, 'n monogame toekoms. Dit wil sê, as jy nie die ooglyner bevlekte koning van Hades is en jou bloosende maagdelike bruid nie 'n moeder-geindroktoneerde (lees hier gedwonge) veganis is nie. Alhoewel sade en grane goed is vir die spysvertering ...

 

Kom geniet 'n alternatiewe spraakprogram aangebied deur die Drama Departement van die Universiteit Stellenbosch. Dit kan jou dalk net verbaas watter tipe vermaak die Noodlot vir jou inhou.

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Keep Calm: Everything Dying is a Small Price to Pay When the Sex is This Good
Adam Small Theatre Complex
15 Victoria St, Stellenbosch Central, Stellenbosch, 7600
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